Movie Goblins: This week clearly belongs to you. Unless you've been living under a dragon egg for the last decade, it should come as no surprise that this week's movie pick is...
This is the first of a two part finale to the beloved series based off the books by J.K. Rowling. In case you're one of the five people who have not read the books, I will refrain from spilling the specifics about what is likely to happen during this installment. All I will say is don't let the trailer fool you. As with the last movie the majority of the action takes place in the trailer. Yes there will probably be some forced loved story between actors that have no chemistry whatsoever! The real reason to keep watching Harry Potter is for the unique experience of sitting together with your friends and cheering for the hero, the way you did by yourself when you read the books.Why you should care: Maybe this wizard stuff isn't for everyone, but this is one of the few mythos of our generation, and it's pretty much on par with the Greek, Roman, and Egyptian campfire tales. So take an interest in your generation, cause this is a story that will long outlast those vampire books.
Virtual Reality Enthusiasts: Well if you're already done with Black Ops there is hope on the way. This weeks pick illustrates my argument against people who claim that video games are not art. Suck it Epert!
Ok so if you played the first two Assassin's Creed games you have a fair grasp on the subject. You are a spawn of a long line of Assassins and because of that your genes can be used to recreate their memories. Sound like a stretch I know. In the first game players evoked Altiar, a cold arrogant assassin who through a series of events is humbled, and is better off for it. The game took place in the Holy Land during the 3rd crusade and was all around an alright game. The second creed blew the first game out of the water. Players were much more inclined to embody Ezio, a happy go lucky sort of assassin, that combined with the beautiful streets of Florance Italy (during the Renaissance no less) made the game a holiday hit. Therefore Ubisoft decided to make a part two for that game. Much like before you will travel the streets hunting corrupt politicians, killing them all stealthy like, then running away... sounds repetitive, Ubisoft thought so too. In Brotherhood you get to tell lesser assassins to do your killing for you. I suppose that sounds like it could get old, but surprisingly it adds tactics to the game play. For those of you who grew tired of Italy fear not, Brotherhood takes place in Rome and I must say it doesn't get much prettier than that. Not only is every famous (or in some cases infamous) landmark in place but the game feeds you historical tid bits to boot. Just tell mom and dad that it's educational.
Why you should Care: Beautiful environment, interesting story, a break in the typical Assassin's Creed formula. If they were paying me I'd tell you to go buy it right now.
Channel Surfers: This week is a freebie, I can't claim it to be a real show but I want to hold off till next week to showcase some other shows. So sit back and get ready for the return of the return of
Yes he's a master of comedy, and perhaps the only part of TBS that's "Very Funny" but hey good for him. Not much has changed from his previous two shows, but I am glad to report that the moon in the background of his set actually moves via a remote control. There's not much to tell other than that. If you like it you like it. If you don't, you're a stiff that wouldn't know comedy if it barfed in your lap. Either way it is what it is.
Why you should care: Conan loves what he does so much that he went to cable just to have a show he could call his own.
Notes: If anyone remembers Eerie Indiana head on over to Hulu, they have the entire series up.
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